Central Perk Coffee House
Me: Hey, guys. What’s going on?
Joey: Look at me! I’m Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?
Dr. House: Dude, you’re naked.
Detective Stabler: Have you been the victim of a sex crime? It’s okay, Chandler. I’m a police officer. You’re safe now.
Peter Griffin: That’s not even Chandler. That’s Ross!
Chandler: I wish. Although at least I didn’t pine after the same girl for years without making a move, Ross.
Jim Halpert: I can relate.
Dr. Shepard: I don’t think it was a compliment.
House: Dude, who invited McDreamy? No one who spends as much time as he does on his hair is welcome here.
J.D.: Why not?
Dr. Cox: You’ll speak when spoken to, Denise.
Hugh Jackman: Word to that.
Dr. Cox: Who the hell let you in?
Stabler: What seems to be the problem here?
Dr. Cox: That you haven’t banged your partner yet.
Peter Griffin: Oooh, burn!
Stabler: Whatevs. We’re just BFFs. Don't make me go all UnStabler on your ass. I’m not Mulder, for Christsakes.
Mulder: You’re just jealous.
Stabler: As if. At least my sister wasn’t abducted by aliens!
Peter Griffin: Oooh, burn!
Me: Why can’t we all just get along?
Ross: Detective Stabler, arrest that woman!
Stabler: Please turn around and put your hands behind your back.
Me: You can’t arrest me! I haven’t committed any sex crimes!
Stabler: Yet.
Me: You’re lucky that you’re hot. There is no way that I would go quietly if you looked like Ross.
Ross: Hey!
Peter Griffin: Oooh, burn!
Me: Fuck you. I’m trying to be manhandled here.
All: Damn right!
Stabler: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney…
Me: I love you.
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I just had to wake up before we got into the back of the squad car. But it's okay. I still have plenty of ibuprofen and Coke.
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